why am I up so early today?

[ColleenCaffeine]

to wish Mayhemette a happy birthday of course and to welcome her beautiful presence to the board...thats the only present we have for your new presence,unfortunately but theres always next year....
hello!
hey everyone, have a nice wednesday..it is wednesday, right?
ok, go for it !
f**k me its warm again !
I know I sound like a weather dork but f**k me its warm out!

[VERY METAL]

I finally convinced her to come over to the Dark Side. HA!!! Since she is a brave soul who isn't afraid to stand up to people, she may have a smaller birthday celebration than originally planned. Not too much of a problem, we will make the best of it. I'll give up my birthday this year, she can have my day - and throw her a party then. You're all invited!!! End of May sometime... help me make the plan...

[ColleenCaffeine]

oh sweet!
yeah, let us know!!
if she lost friends for being honest than they werent her friends to start out with..
how dare she speak her mind!
people are so fearful of an oposing opinion or just an opion in general...

Mayhemette you are always welcome here..just don't post pictures of people penis' or I'll have to delet them

[danielchrist]

Let's see, here was why I was up early today. Had a 930 doctor's appt. But did i go to bed early, no. Stayed up late and watched Futurama. Anyway, spent the rest of the day putting in job applications at places. Had an interview at the Texan, which is like a cross between a sizzler and a denny's. place has a full working bar in it too. i love it. then i spent the rest of the day stressing out about my girlfriend's daughter. she had to go to the doctor the other day then when i got the message that she had to take her to the dr again i totally flipped my shit and tried to get ahold of her for a couple of hours until she popped up online. I'd make a hell of a dad. We had this great idea that if we ever get married we want the ceremony done by an elvis impersonator of asian heritage. Why, you ask? We both have a giggle inducing amount of L's and R's in our names. I know, tasteless. But funny. So I tried the veggie thing for a bit to be fair. It sucked. I wish I had the willpower to actually try it, but mcrib patties were onsale at kroger. yum. thinking of cutting my beard like lemmy, but i got a million people telling me not to do with it. Figured out a cheap way to watch dead like me, go to the therapist. I'm starting to sound like andy rooney. You ever notice how people won't drink expired milk but they'll eat cottage cheese? what's up with that? everyone needs a tiny buddah statue. buddah never asked me for no money. he probably wouldn't take the time to get his fat ass up off the ground to pass the plate. unless it was a plate of rolls or a cake or something. I'm willing to bet now that i think of it that Buddah was not a vegetarian. I've never seen a vegetarian the size of King Kong Bundy. I've also been thinking of getting a tattoo. I figure if i ever get married i'm just gonna do the pam/tommy lee thing and get the wedding ring tattoo'd on. because i'm a cheap son of a bitch. If only i wasn't such a chickenshit. I hate needles with a passion though. But I have been thinking of getting a tat that says this space for rent or something cool like that. i drank two pots of coffee today. not a good idea when you're waiting for a redetermination on your unemployment claim. I feel like a bunch of bees stung me i drank so much coffee. Speaking of bees, everyone pick up the first season of snl on dvd. best 50 dollars you'll ever spend. except if there happens to be five choking susan concerts at the same time. speaking of which, coll, you guys do weddings right? Because i figure I could make a deal with ya. not saying it's gonna happen anytime soon but if it does it's gonna be under cover of darkness so the family don't find out. and one small request, kinda the opposite of a rider. Go go's covers. I'm f**king serious. you guys need to do a bunch of go go's remakes. Because twenty years ago or today if given the opportunity I would line up every one of the go go's and have my way with each and every one of them until they couldn't sit down without a pack of ice under them. a BIG pack of ice. Especially that pixy looking one that was on the surreal life a couple of years ago. Boy would I wear her ass out. I mean i'd have her up on her hands against the wall and I do find it kinda odd that i am saying all this after I just asked someone if she would play my wedding. But that is neither here nor there. None of this is here nor there. The point of all this is, Futurama is a good show, Bender is a god among men(robots), i'm wanna get married by a korean elvis, and i'm talking really korean. one that lives on the 37'th parallel. THAT korean. And then I want people with fifty different colors of hair to play the reception. Why you ask! Well, i'm completely f'd up :-) Thank you, your honor. The defense rests...

[Mic]

Dan made me laugh ;D yay
and everyones doing alright...I guess?

[Fred G Sanford]

Me good.
Coming to Detroit this weekend. Any cool bands playing?

[mayhemette]

Thanks for the welcome and the birthday wishes!
Hungover from last night's party, didn't get to bed til 4am..
But it was good.. As we said, the important people
showed up.

[VERY METAL]

How was your weekend in the Nation of Detroit??? Alice's party was cool. Sometimes its nice to have just a few people over and just sit and shoot the schit. I guess we picked a bad night to have a "once a year" type of party.. there was a band (that plays all the time) that had a gig that night and a lot of her "friends" bailed on her (day of) to go to the show. She made all kinds of food for the party and her cousin brought pizzas. I sure ate well that night. Alice sure can throw herself a damn good birthday party for herself.

[ColleenCaffeine]

quality friends not quantity...
love many
trust few
do wrong to none..

[VERY METAL]

I don't go to work until 11. Why am I up so early? its 8!!

[ColleenCaffeine]

you got up to make me breakfast!