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Post by gladASS on Nov 21, 2004 21:17:23 GMT -5
I need to laugh...theres been no laughter for a while now.....
Where the hells the funny?
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Post by Linus on Nov 21, 2004 23:31:34 GMT -5
I need to laugh...theres been no laughter for a while now..... Where the hells the funny? You want to see funny, my back hair is hilarious. Ha ha...ok, I'm miserable..I look like Robin Williams, and we know that sucks. Do you need a joke, Gladass? The doctor put a stethoscope to the patient's chest. The patient said :"Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor replied: "That's what puzzles me." WHOA! Try the veal, Linus |
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Post by gladASS on Nov 22, 2004 5:20:25 GMT -5
Hehehehe..
I feel better already!
Thanks Linus, you're the best
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Post by Linus on Nov 22, 2004 11:15:14 GMT -5
Hehehehe.. I feel better already! Thanks Linus, you're the best No, no, no...you're the best. I have a song for you.. Give it up for my pal a very nice pal don't give her no sass because she's my friend Gladass... Gladass Gladass G L A D A S S Yeah Double yeah she's like double stuff oreos sweet but, don't eat Gladass eating humans is against the law just be her pal this is strange my diet coke is mad at me Don't be crass to my friend Gladass my pal Gladass GLADASS hot cha cha cha now, for the drum solo boom bop bop crash boom boom bababababab crash |
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Post by mystikqueen on Nov 22, 2004 11:21:40 GMT -5
No, no, no...you're the best. I have a song for you.. Give it up for my pal a very nice pal don't give her no sass because she's my friend Gladass... Gladass Gladass G L A D A S S Yeah Double yeah she's like double stuff oreos sweet but, don't eat Gladass eating humans is against the law just be her pal this is strange my diet coke is mad at me Don't be crass to my friend Gladass my pal Gladass GLADASS hot cha cha cha now, for the drum solo boom bop bop crash boom boom bababababab crash Whoo hoo! Linus ;D That was the best drum solo! Have my lighter in the air |
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Post by gladASS on Nov 22, 2004 12:09:49 GMT -5
Yeah, I was playing air drums to that!
Linus...you are the best...yes you are! yes you are!
Well, best pal and best drummer and best song writer and best drum soloist......but not the best euchre player!
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Post by Linus on Nov 22, 2004 12:18:52 GMT -5
Thank you ladies...even I go to the bathroom during the drum solo. Wow, what a nice crowd..Gladass and Mystik Queen, I would like to salute these young ladies..with a ballad. Let me get my Barry White voice..
Ladies, let me tell you something
(woooooooooo, from the crowd)
this is a bad world
and ladies, you need some good stuff
(that's right Linus)
let me give you some "good stuff"
let me, give you some sweet love
(wooooooooo, from the crowd)
let me..
clean the kitchen
I want to bake some brownies
I can't wait to cook
and take out the trash
let me, put the toilet seat down
I will fill the toilet rolls up
I will go to the grocery store
and buy groceries
let me, wooooooo
let me, wo wo wo wo wooooooooooo
be your man.
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Post by gladASS on Nov 22, 2004 12:24:10 GMT -5
Bake some brownies? Fill the toilet rolls up? Linus you are too good to be true.....  |
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Post by mystikqueen on Nov 22, 2004 12:29:13 GMT -5
Wow Linus! That's hot  . I think you just made the top of the C.S sexiest man list. |
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Post by gladASS on Nov 22, 2004 12:30:16 GMT -5
Agreed...even without a picture  |
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Post by Linus on Nov 22, 2004 12:39:58 GMT -5
Agreed...even without a picture Thank you ladies, I'm glad you like my inner Linus, because, my outside Linus is very hard on the eyes. My face has caused blindness and uncontrolable hurling. But, I digress...ladies, I just want to salute the both of you. That's it...I salute you both and I hope...(here comes a song) We can be friends (wooooo from the crowd) because we all need friends I need friends, and since I'm afraid that I might be rapped by larger men, I perfer to be friends with women...even if I get rapped by a woman, that's still an upgrade from the gang bang against my will at the Ford Road reststop. So I salute the women at Choking Susan Land. Luv, Linus |
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Post by ColleenCaffeine on Nov 22, 2004 12:40:02 GMT -5
bump...too funny...you rock
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Post by mystikqueen on Nov 22, 2004 12:47:34 GMT -5
Awww. What a man. We luv you  |
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Post by q on Nov 22, 2004 14:54:26 GMT -5
We who? All of us we? I can be forced to like him a bit but the "L" word is maybe a bit much. ;D
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Post by Linus on Nov 22, 2004 14:58:13 GMT -5
Awww. What a man. We luv you And I love you and all the ladies at Choking Susan Land. Why do I love the ladies so much, well let me bust a rhyme... Ladies are clean (well, most of them are) Ladies don't have backhair Ladies have coochies and no ding dongs (if they have a ding dong, that's no lady) Ladies like to rock Ladies like to get naked Ladies like me naked Ladies don't like to take Linus against his will at the Ford Road/I275 reststop and make him into the human gloryhole. And trust me, there's no glory in being the human gloryhole. Ladies don't like gloryholes (I hope) Ladies are cool Give it up for the ladies at Choking Susan Land! |
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Post by Linus on Nov 22, 2004 14:59:29 GMT -5
We who? All of us we? I can be forced to like him a bit but the "L" word is maybe a bit much. ;D Of course you love me, Q. I'm hot! |
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Post by q on Nov 22, 2004 15:01:08 GMT -5
Of course you love me, Q. I'm hot! A plutonic attraction maybe. I just have a problem with that "L" word. |
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Post by Linus on Nov 22, 2004 15:03:19 GMT -5
A plutonic attraction maybe. I just have a problem with that "L" word. I'm sorry..I love the "L" word. Love...Love...Love Today is a special day, and I am so glad I can say... I LOVE MRS. LINUS! |
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Post by mrslinus on Nov 22, 2004 15:05:33 GMT -5
i love you too my poopypants
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Post by Linus on Nov 22, 2004 16:09:58 GMT -5
i love you too my poopypants Thanks, Mrs. Linus...you will be my sweetiepie forever. (honey, is that really you?) |
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