SirJohnny Posting

[sirjohnnyundies]

Why did the drummer join the band?

A - He wanted to hang out with musicians.



What did the drummer get on his I.Q. test?

A - Drool.



Q - How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

A - None. They have machines to do that now.



Q - "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"

A - "Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer."



Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage!"

thank you and have a great evening.

[Linus]

Don't forget...

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the drum solo

How do you get two drummers to play in time?
Shoot one of them and pray

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, and 9 other drummers to complain that they could have played it better.

Now bust out a drum solo...

bam, boom, sha sha crash...bambambambam crash
Ta Da! Crash.

[gladASS]

Drummers are funny...
Hey John...nice dress!
Do you wear dresses to play Linus?

[Linus]

gladASS said:

Drummers are funny...
Hey John...nice dress!
Do you wear dresses to play Linus?

No, but, I just wore a dress to work on Halloween. I got the dress from Meiers..only $12.99! I did not look hot, my chest hair is nasty.

[gladASS]

Waxing...it lasts a long time. I'll bet it even works on chest hair! Give it a go.....

[Linus]

gladASS said:

Waxing...it lasts a long time. I'll bet it even works on chest hair! Give it a go.....

Ouch!